Ozzy Osbourne Offers U A Colonoscopy!
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No. He’s not actually performing the procedure. And Yes. Turns out it is a good thing.
Here’s the real deal. Ozzy is teaming up with CBS for a contest in which the winner gets a trip to New York City to get a colonoscopy. The hook? Osbourne’s wife, Sharon, sez her life was saved by a colonoscopy which Ozzy urged her to get. The winner of the CBS Cares Colonoscopy Sweepstakes will get a trip for 2 to New York City including a hotel for 3 nites overlooking Central Park and a colon screening with a colon cancer expert from New York Presbyterian Hospital. The winner will be selected by random drawing soon. Details at CBSCares.tv.
And yes, I too am haunted by the visual of me in a hospital johnnie as Dr. Osbourne enters the room with a 30 foot human plumbers snake, mumbling, wondering which end of that thing goes in first. Really. This thing won’t hurt a bit.
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